You Gotta Call A Blacksmith.

I Can't Concentrate When I'm Thinking.

I'm Not Going To Buy My Kids An Encyclopedia. Let Them Walk To School Like I Did.

Ninety Percent Of Putts That Are Short, Don't Go In.

You Don't Need Little League. You Don't Even Need Nine Kids. Four Is Plenty-a Pitcher, A Batter, And A Couple Of Shaggers. You Can Play Ball All Day Long. My Kids Used To Try To Get Me Out There, But I'd Just Say, "go Play With Your Brothers." If Kids Want To Do Something, They'll Do It. They Don't Need Adults To Do It For Them.

Yeah? For What Paper?