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All Pitchers Are Liars Or Crybabies.

Why Buy Good Luggage? You Only Use It When You Travel.

I'm Lucky. Usually You're Dead To Get Your Own Museum, But I'm Still Alive To See Mine.

If People Don't Want To Come Out To The Ball Park, Nobody's Gonna Stop 'em.

If People Don't Want To Come To The Ballpark, How Are You Going To Stop Them?