Our Continual Desire For Praise Ought To

The Best Condition In Life Is To Be Not So Rich As To Be Envied Nor So Poor As To Be Damned.

I Don't Never Have Any Trouble In Regulating My Own Conduct, But To Keep Other Folks' Straight Is What Bothers Me.

A Learned Fool Is One Who Has Read Everything And Simply Remembered It.

There Is A Sort Of Charm In Ugliness, If The Person Has Some Redeeming Qualities And Is Only Ugly Enough.

Advice Can Be Like Cod Liver Oil, Easy Enough To Administer But Not So Pleasant To Take For Anybody.