Never Work Before Breakfast; If You Have

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

A Good Place To Visit, But A Poor Place To Stay.

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.

One Of The Rarest Things That A Man Ever Does, Is To Do The Best He Can.

Tears Are A Good Alterative, But A Poor Diet.