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Someone Who Makes You Laugh Is A Comedian. Someone Who Makes You Think And Then Laugh Is A Humorist.

Lots Of People Have Asked Me What Gracie And I Did To Make Our Marriage Work. It's Simple - We Don't Do Anything. I Think The Trouble With A Lot Of People Is That They Work Too Hard At Staying Married. They Make A Business Out Of It. When You Work Too Hard At A Business You Get Tired; And When You Get Tired You Get Grouchy; And When You Get Grouchy You Start Fighting; And When You Start Fighting You're Out Of Business.

A Young Mind In A Healthy Body Is A Wonderful Thing. Especially For An Old Man With An Open Night.

Define Your Business Goals Clearly So That Others Can See Them As You Do.

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.