Old Age Is When You Resent The

Young. Old. Just Words.

First You Forget Names, Then You Forget Faces. Next You Forget To Pull Your Zipper Up And Finally, You Forget To Pull It Down.

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.