Old Age Is When You Resent The

Be Quick To Learn And Wise To Know.

I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer. After All, I'm Older Than Most Western Countries.

Let Me Get One Thing Straight; I'm Not An Authority On Sex, I'm More Of A Fan. I Think Sex Is Nice; No Family Should Be Without It. Of Course, There Are Other Things That Are Just As Important As Sex, Like Uh . . . Like Uh . . . Like . . . Uh . . . Well, I'll Think Of It Later.

Say Goodnight Gracie.

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.