Old Age Is When You Resent The

How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've Already Had Everything.

When They Saw Me Walking Down The Street Smoking A Cigar, They'd Say, 'hey, That 14-year-old Kid May Be Going Places.' Of Course It's Also A Good Prop On The Stage ... When You Can't Think Of What You're Supposed To Say Next, You Can Puff On Your Cigar Until You Think Of Your Next Line.

Everyday Happiness Means You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

My Best Advice: Fall In Love With What You Do For A Living.

I'm Very Pleased To Be Here. Let's Face It, At My Age I'm Very Pleased To Be Anywhere.