My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To

The People Of Cleveland Hate Soccer. But It's My Favourite Thing And I Follow The U.s. Men's National Team Around When They Play Whenever I Can.

I Have A Position Of Indirect Respect And Oblique Power.

What Right Does A Politician Have To Tell Me What I Can And Cannot Watch? Change The Channel If You Don't Like What's On Tv!

And For You Kids Watching At Home, Remember, The Less Homework You Do And The Closer You Sit To The Tv, The More Points You Get.

I Don't Care If My Jokes Are Appropriate For A Kid.