I Think That If Anyone Bothered To

I Never Thought I Was A Libertarian Until I Picked Up Reason Magazine And Realized I Agree With Everything They Had Printed.

I Actually Was Worried About The Pounding, But I Actually Love Running More Than Working Out On The Elliptical. Now If I Get On The Elliptical, I Feel Like I'm Trapped.

I Can't Do That. I'm Already The Single Guy Living In His Parents' House. I Can't Be Seen Digging A Grave In The Middle Of The Night.

I Don't Have A Bluetooth Thing On My Ear. That Bugs Me.

I'm Never Afraid To Die. I Think That's The Best Thing That Can Happen To Somebody Is They Get To Move On And Do Something Better.