Nothing's Funny About Someone Who's Successful.

I Was Raised By Just My Mom. See, My Father Died When I Was Eight Years Old. At Least, That's What He Told Us In The Letter.

Funniest Thing Happened Though, You Wouldn't Believe It, Ha, The Mannequins Came To Life. I Went Insane.

I Just Try To Get People To Laugh - I'm Not Trying To Change The World Or Anything.

If I Wasn't A Comic Or Tv Star, I Really Wanted To Be A Photojournalist.

Hollywood People Are Filled With Guilt: White Guilt, Liberal Guilt, Money Guilt. They Feel Bad That They're So Rich, They Feel They Don't Work That Much For All That Money - And They Don't, For The Amount Of Money They Make.