Nothing's Funny About Someone Who's Successful.

Living In Hollywood, You Can Get Disconnected From Everybody. You Can Feel Like You Are The Only One.

I Love Las Vegas. I Like That Las Vegas Has Everything. Everything And Anything You Want To Do, You Can Do In Las Vegas.

I Moved From Cleveland To L.a. With A Girlfriend, We Broke Up, And I Lived Out Of My Car For A Year And A Half, On The Road With Nothing On My Mind But Getting My Act Good Enough To Be On 'the Tonight Show.'

I Was Raised By Just My Mom. See, My Father Died When I Was Eight Years Old. At Least, That's What He Told Us In The Letter.

But I Don't Want To Lose Touch With Things Like Eating In Bob's Big Boy.