Nothing's Funny About Someone Who's Successful.

I Do Get The Comics Online I Guess But It's Such A Pain. I'd Rather Just Get Them In The Paper And Read Them.

I'm The Kind Of Person That Likes What I'm Doing When I'm Doing It.

I Don't Know What People Are Going To Think Of My Stand-up. If You Only Know Me From 'the Price Is Right' And 'the Drew Carey Show,' Then You Might Be A Little Bit Shocked. I'm A Little Dirty And A Little Opinionated But All In Fun.

But I Don't Want To Lose Touch With Things Like Eating In Bob's Big Boy.

I've Got To Say That I Don't See Myself As Some Sort Of Political Type Like Alec Baldwin Or Barbra Streisand. I Don't Want To Come Across Like That. I'd Be Embarrassed If That Was The Way I Came Across.