Nothing's Funny About Someone Who's Successful.

I'm The Kind Of Person That Likes What I'm Doing When I'm Doing It.

When I Thought I Was Retired, I Wanted To Travel Around The World And Watch Soccer Games.

As Far As Exercising Goes... Watch For My Next Book, How I Died While Jogging.

I Was Raised By Just My Mom. See, My Father Died When I Was Eight Years Old. At Least, That's What He Told Us In The Letter.

The Marines Was A Fresh Start - That Is Why They Shave Your Head. I Wish They Would Let You Change Your Name.