Oh, I Constantly Say Things That I

When I See You, I Smile. When I Touch You, I Feel You. When I Kiss You, I Love You!

I Was A Soccer Cheerleader. It Doesn't Get Nerdier Than That. I Was Fired From The Soccer Cheerleading Squad After One Year, Which I Believe To This Day Is Unprecedented. You Have To Understand, No One Went To The Soccer Games. In Fact, I Believe Part Of My Duties As A Cheerleader Was To Bake Brownies For The Team.

I Also Love Mole, The Unsung Hero Of Reality Programming.

I Hate It, It Is Tedious... When I Write For My Act, It Is Very Improvisational, I Write Bullet Points, I Cannot Sit In Front Of A Computer; That Is Not My Style.

No, I Love Montreal... I Think I Love Montreal More Than Montreal Loves Me... I Love The Food There.