Always And Forever Is A Grandmothers Love

If There Is A Gay Army, I Am Their Warrior Princess.

The Beauty About The D-list Is That People Who Are On It Probably Don't Know They Are.

If You See Me On Friday, You'll See Different Material On Saturday Night.

Well, I Think That When I Perform On The Road I Always Thank The Audience For Buying A Ticket Because It's A Big Deal To Buy A Ticket For A Live Entertainment, Get A Baby-sitter And Pay For The Meal, The Parking, Whatever.

Remember, Folks, I Am A Comedian, Not A Journalist.