In Any Other Job, They're Truck Drivers.

Even When People Are Rich And Successful On Tv Shows, There's Always Some Trouble - You Have To Poke Holes In Them, Throw Them Out Of A Job, Put A Pie In The Face.

There's No Way I Can Justify My Salary Level, But I'm Learning To Live With It.

I Just Try To Get People To Laugh - I'm Not Trying To Change The World Or Anything.

The Difference Between Las Vegas And Atlantic City Is The Difference Between Getting Conned By A Beautiful Call Girl And Getting Mugged By A Crack Head.

Nevada's One Of The Most Conservative States In The Union, But You Can Do What You Want In Vegas And Nobody Judges You.