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My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

Some People Don't Like Competition Because It Makes Them Work Harder, Better.

In Any Other Job, They're Truck Drivers. In Show-biz, They're Transportation Captains.

I Am Happy That I Ran The Half-marathon, But To Me, Just Running And Saying That I Finished A Race Isn't Enough For Me. I Want To Run The Race As Best As I Can. Working Out For Pants Size Isn't Enough. I Need A Goal Or A Race To Get Back On The Treadmill Every Day.

Who Ever Thought That The World-famous Captain Obvious Was Really Mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?