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I Had No Problem Going Into Retirement Mode, ... I Do What Other Retired Guys Do. I Putter Around The House And Travel.

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

Vegas Is Everything That's Right With America. You Can Do Whatever You Want, 24 Hours A Day. They've Effectively Legalized Everything There.

I Wanted To Do A Show Based On What My Life Would Be Like If I Had Never Become A Comedian.

Libertarians Are Conservatives Who Still Get High.