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I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.

I Call It 'new Forms'. When You're Starting Out, They Ask You To Do Four Or Five Minute Sets, But Once You're A Headliner, You Do Like 90 Minutes. I Try To Think Of Different Things To Divvy Up The Show, Like Doing Drawings, Playing Music... I Gotta Carry The Show, That's The Problem.

Vampire Fad Just Won't Die. Makes Sense, I Guess.

A Know-it-all Is A Person Who Knows Everything Except For How Annoying He Is.

We Do Not Allow Dwarf Tossing. If You Toss A Dwarf, The Dwarf Will Be Tossed Right Back At You, But Faster.