I Love Steven Wright.

As A Creative Person, You Want To Have A Foothold And Sense Of Progress.

A Good Name For A Gang Would Be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.

Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go Camping Anymore.

One Time I Saw An Old Man In A Hurry And I Thought, 'that Makes Sense.'