99.99% Of All Castles In America Are

I Think One Of The Most Groundbreaking Inventions Of All Time Is The Jackhammer.

I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During Rain.

Wind Chimes Are Also Earthquake Chimes.

I Like Fruit Baskets Because It Gives You The Ability To Mail Someone A Piece Of Fruit Without Appearing Insane. Like, If Someone Just Mailed You An Apple You'd Be Like, 'huh? What The Hell Is This?' But If It's In A Fruit Basket You're Like, 'this Is Nice!'

I've Never Read An Article Of Clothing.