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I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.

How Fast Does A Zebra Have To Run Before It Looks Gray.

I Wish I Lived Next To Carnegie Hall. Then, If Someone Asked Me How To Get To My House, I Would Just Say 'practice, Practice, Practice, And Then Take A Left.'

Do You Have Any Greek In You? That Was Just A Tactful Way Of Asking If You're Pregnant. If You're Not, Then Let's Break Up.

I Just Know Keeping Track Of What I'm Doing And Where I'm Going Is Important To Me.