99.99% Of All Castles In America Are

Statistics Indicate That The Average American Is A Guy Named Brian Who Lives In Ohio.

I Was Student Council President In High School, And Even In Law School, I Was Vice-president Of The Student Bar Association.

I Think The Most Annoying Language Is A Tie Between All The Ones I Don't Know How To Speak.

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.

Have A Great Day. Note: Does Not Apply To My Enemies.