Wind Chimes Are Also Earthquake Chimes.

I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time Is Going To Do That.

When I Dropped Out [from A Law School], Everybody Was Disappointed... But I Found That Disappointing People Is A Good Thing, Because Disapproval Is Freedom. Before That, I Never Realized How Much I Sought Other People's Approval. Once I Figured That Out, I Was Free To Move On And Seek The Approval Of Other People, In Comedy Clubs And Showbiz Meetings.

Everything I Ever Learned I Was Told By Someone Else.

If You Can't Tell A Spoon From A Ladle, Then You're Fat!

When Someone Shows You A Picture Of Their Kids What They Don't Want To Hear Is Oh, Yeah, I Got Pictures Of Your Kid Too.