I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During

Coffee Is Like A Bra. 3 Cups Is One Too Many.

If I Had A Bookstore I Would Make All The Mystery Novels Hard To Find.

I Always Wanted To Do A Movie, Because I Love The Movies. They Give You A Chance To Have An Intimacy With Your Audience That Is Different From Stand Up. With Movies, You Can Bring The Audience In With A Close Up, And Emote In A Different Way.

I Was Student Council President In High School, And Even In Law School, I Was Vice-president Of The Student Bar Association.

I Got Myself A Really Nice Nib Pen, With Like 15 Kinds Of India Ink, And Tons Of Different Nibs; I Think I Was Just Procrastinating, Like, Once I Have The Right Nib, The Book Is Just Going To Jump Right Out Of My Fingertips... But Then It Just Ended Up Looking Like The Shitty Drawings That I Usually Do.