I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During

There Is No I In Team, Unless You Count The Vertical Part Of The T.

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

If Someone Throws A Pie At Your Face, Just Open Your Mouth Really Wide And Say, 'thanks For Feeding Me, A**hole.'

In Retrospect, Everything Is Finite, But Prospectively, There Are Infinite Possibilities. I Guess That's What Makes Life Hopeful.

I'm So Secretive That When Someone Asks Me, Hey, Can You Keep A Secret? I Say That's None Of Your Business.