I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During

I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest I Did Was I Was Born.

It's Very Easy To Turn A Toy Into An Adult Toy: Location, Location, Location.

Cotton Balls Is An Example Of Something I Would Buy, But Not Want To Have As A Nickname. Cinnamon Buns, On The Other Hand, Is Something I Would Buy And Want To Have As A Nickname. 'are You Cinnamon Buns?' 'you Bet Your Sweet Ass I Am.'

I Think Hair Gel Was Invented To Make It Easier To Identify Assholes From A Distance.

When Someone Describes Themself As A Taxpayer, They're About To Be An Asshole.