If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

I Watched Ken Burns' Civil War Series On Pbs. My Favorite Segment Is When Bob Hope Entertains The Troops At Gettysburg.

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.