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Sometimes I Stagger Even Myself With My Genius.

There Are Many Rules For The Elderly In The Highway Code. I Have One Too, And Here It Is: Get A Bloody Move On.

It’s What Non-car People Don’t Get. They See All Cars As Just A Ton And A Half, Two Tons Of Wires, Glass, Metal, And Rubber, And That’s All They See. People Like You Or I Know We Have An Unshakable Belief That Cars Are Living Entities… You Can Develop A Relationship With A Car And That’s What Non-car People Don’t Get… When Something Has Foibles And Won’t Handle Properly, That Gives It A Particularly Human Quality Because It Makes Mistakes, And That’s How You Can Build A Relationship With A Car That Other People Won’t Get.

If You're Thinking Of Coming To America, This Is What It's Like: You've Got Your Comfort Inn, You've Got Your Best Western, And You've Got Your Red Lobster Where You Eat. Everybody's Very Fat, Everybody's Very Stupid And Everybody's Very Rude - It's Not A Holiday Programme, It's The Truth.

A Turbo: Exhaust Gasses Go Into The Turbocharger And Spin It, Witchcraft Happens And You Go Faster.