Why Is The Forecast So Bland? Why

When You've Finished Using A Car, Put The F***ing Seat Back, So Humans Can Use It Afterwards.

I Don't Think I Am Particularly Funny. In Fact, I Know I'm Not.

Speed Focuses The Mind. It Cuts Through The Fog Of Drab Everyday Living And Keeps Us On Our Toes. Speed Works. Speed Saves Lives. Speed Is Good. And We Should Have More Of It, Not Less.

There Are Many Rules For The Elderly In The Highway Code. I Have One Too, And Here It Is: Get A Bloody Move On.

I Think Koenigsegg Is Swedish For: Oh No, My Head Has Just Exploded!