It's Just Thinking Of Funny Things That

Sometimes I Stagger Even Myself With My Genius.

Biathletes Need To Eat 6.000 Calories A Day: Six Thousand! That's The Equivalent Of 2 Pounds Of Butter, 70 Slices Of Bread, 112 Eggs, 86 Tabs Of Yogurts, 28 Potatoes, 117 Biscuits And 21 Twix Bars. On That Basis, I Could Be An Olympic Biathlete!

Whenever I’m Suffering From Insomnia, I Just Look At A Picture Of A Toyota Camry And I’m Straight Off.

Ooh Good I've Got Syphilis, The Best Of The Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

No, No, No. There's No Such Thing As Cheap And Cheerful. It's Cheap And Nasty & Expensive And Cheerful.