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Gas Stations Are Considering Hiring Security Guards. Why Are They Getting Security Guards? We're The Ones Getting Robbed.

I Was In The Rotc. Of Course, Rotc Stood For "running Off To Canada."

You Can Tell You Ate Too Much For Thanksgiving When You Have To Let Your Bathrobe Out.

Everyone Is So Concerned Now Where All Of The Candidates Are Born. Mccain Was Born On A Military Base In Panama. Hillary Was Born Outside Chicago, And If You Believe The Media, Barack Obama Was Born In A Manger.

Men Are Liars. We Lie About Lying If We Have To.