Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

I See An Issue I Like, And I Support It.

This System Is Really Broken. No Child Left Behind Has Really Failed And The Only Way To Solve Education Is To Leave One Governor Behind.

Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.