I See An Issue I Like, And

I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness... But I Did Not Swallow.

Sometimes Performing Someone Else's Song Is More Difficult Than Writing Your Own.

There Will Be A Whole New Spirit Blowing Through Texas. There Will Be A Smile On Everybody's Face And A Chill Up The Spine Of Every Politician.

I'm Also For Gay Marriage, Because I Say They Have Every Right To Be Just As Miserable As The Rest Of Us. Love Is Bigger Than Government. And Texas, By The Way, Has A Very Progressive Law About Gay Couples Adopting Kids. We Just Won't Let Them Get Married. So That's Not Common Sense.

We've Had To Be Creative To Get On The Ballot.