Now, As A Comic, If You're Vaguely

I Have A Lot Of Nice Italian Winter Clothes That Make Me Look Like A Sophisticated Lebanese Professor, So My Friend Robert And I Go Around Pretending To Be Experts In Arabic Politics. It Doesn't Work In The Summer Though. I Don't Have The Right Clothes.

It Seems Easier To Make A Career Out Of Comedy Now Than It Was In The 1980s.

Everyone I Used To Work With Is Still Alive And Can Afford Expensive Lawyers.

Israel Is The Jimmy Saville Of Nation States.

I Don't Think I'd Ever Get Thin, But I Don't See Why I Should Necessarily Think That I Couldn't You Can't Live Your Life For Your Routines.