Everyone I Used To Work With Is

If Someone Starts Agreeing With Me, I Don't Like It. Out Of Pique, I Become Something Else.

If You Travel To The States... They Have A Lot Of Different Words Than Like What We Use. For Instance: They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'; They Say 'drapes', We Say 'curtains'; They Say 'president', We Say 'seriously Deranged Git.'

I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.

Most Of My Friends Are Women - I Quite Fancied Being A Woman In A Way.

I Feel Sorry For Many Politicians We Expect Them To Be Completely Consistent And Moralised When We're Not.