If I Won The Lottery I'd Start

For Me, The Showbiz Memoir Is Uninteresting - You Want To Tell People Something They Don't Know About.

Most Of The Communists I Knew Were Nice People.

A Lot Of Those Comics Can't Hold Down Relationships And They've Got No Other Life Apart From Performing. They Sleep In Their Jags And A Lot Of Them Can't Even Talk. All They Can Do Is Tell Gags.

You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

Now, As A Comic, If You're Vaguely Amusing You Can Go Straight Into Tv, Then You Play The O2 And Then Everyone's Sick Of You.