If I Won The Lottery I'd Start

Most Of My Friends Are Women - I Quite Fancied Being A Woman In A Way.

However, My Problems With My Memory Are Further Complicated By The Fact That While I Don't Have Any Recollection Of Things I Have Actually Done, I Have Very Vivid Recollections Of Loads Of Things That I Haven't Done.

I Liked 35 And In Both My Novels That Is The Age Of The Lead Characters. I Tried Making Them My Age But They Just Seemed To Keep Moaning About Stuff.

Even A Blind Dog Can Find A Bone Every So Often.

People Used To Think I Was Just A Shouty Comic But I Was Doing Stuff About Sartre.