Nothing Wise Was Ever Printed Upon An

I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes With Alone.

'dammit I'm Mad' Is 'dammit I'm Mad' Spelled Backwards.

Some Of Them Relate To Farts But They Are Not Fart Jokes. They Would Just Be A Fart In The Joke But It's About Something Else.

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When People Show Me Pictures Of Their Kids, It's Okay. But When I Give Them A Picture Of Me, To Show To Their Kids, I'm Weird. What Kind Of One Way Street Is That?