Nothing Wise Was Ever Printed Upon An

A Cool Tattoo Design Is Any Drawing That Would Also Look Good Saggy.

I Wish I Lived Next To Carnegie Hall. Then, If Someone Asked Me How To Get To My House, I Would Just Say 'practice, Practice, Practice, And Then Take A Left.'

I Think Cats Would Have An Even Worse Attitude If They Found Out How Stupid Their Names Were.

I Don't Think I Ever Wrote A Song. I Can Write A Lot Of Jokes, But When I Try To Write Lyrics They're The Most Direct, Non-figurative Words, Like, 'i Like You, I Like You,'... And That's It, For The Whole Song. People Would Go, 'ooh, This Guy's Dylan Or Something.' It Gives Me A Lot More Respect For Songwriters, Actually.

I Love Bowling Almost As Much As I Love Not Bowling.