Nothing Wise Was Ever Printed Upon An

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm Being Watched, But Then I Remember That My Show Was Canceled Three Years Ago.

At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes From A Poncho.

When Someone Describes Themself As A Taxpayer, They're About To Be An Asshole.

I Find That A Shirt Is Most Similar To A Napkin When I Don't Have A Napkin.

I Think My Favorite Sound Is The Sound Of Someone Not Playing The Bongos.