Nothing Wise Was Ever Printed Upon An

I Like Video Games, But They're Really Violent. I'd Like To Play A Video Game Where You Help The People Who Were Shot In All The Other Games. It'd Be Called 'really Busy Hospital.

Never Be Less Interesting Than Your Refrigerator Magnets.

Nothing Wise Was Ever Printed Upon An Apron.

I Just Started Doing This One-man Show, And I Wanted To Be Able To Score It, So I Bought A Guitar, And Got A Keyboard And Got A Harmonica. I Remember When I Started That I Didn't Understand Why A Harmonica Had Different Letters On Them.

Vampire Fad Just Won't Die. Makes Sense, I Guess.