A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep

It's Very Easy To Go Through Your Whole Life And Never Really Get Anything Done Or Have Any Real Meaningful Interactions Or Relationships. All Of A Sudden You're Dead, And I'm Going To Say That's Got To Be A Letdown.

Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

I Want To Commit A Crime During A Reenactment, And Turn It Into An Enactment.

It Would Be Interesting If Elvis Were Reincarnated As An Elvis Impersonator.

I Saw A Sign That Said, 'watch For Children.' I Was Like, 'that Sounds Like A Fair Trade - Especially If They're Crappy Kids.'