A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep

A Wednesday With No Rain Is A Dry Hump Day.

I Learned This Summer That Peeing In The Pool And Peeing Into The Pool Are Very Different Things. Location, Location, Location.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.

I Have A Jar At Home, And I Put Pennies In It Whenever I Curse. The Other Day I Spilled The Jar. I Owe It About $25.

The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially If You Are On A Ledge.