A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

Love Is, And I Hope It Never Isn't.

It Turns Out Dentists Don't Like It Very Much When You Show Up For A Cleaning In Full Vampire Gear.

I Wrapped My Christmas Presents Early This Year, But I Used The Wrong Paper. See, The Paper I Used Said 'happy Birthday' On It. I Didn't Want To Waste It So I Just Wrote 'jesus' On It.