Nothing Is A Better Icebreaker Than A

If You Have To Be At Work At 8, It's Always Like, 7:54. Just Enough Time To Do Nothing. To Just Lay There And Go, "i Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

When You're On A Movie Set And You Are Hopefully Making A Comedy, Everyone's Stifling Their Laughter. You're Looking At The Crew Guys, Hoping Someone Is Making That Face Like, And Not Like, This Is Not Working Out, Man.

In The Year 3000, Everything Will Be Instant.

My Nickname For My Mom Was 'the Compass.'

Are There Glass Shards In My Anus?!