Nothing Can Prep You For Eight Years

Nobody's Safe, Humor Wise.

My Whole Family Is Very Artistic - My Uncles Are All Actors And Theatre Directors.

I'm Not Always Up To Date On Everything That's Going On, But I Am Somewhat Informed. I Listen To Npr. And I Actually Watch Fox News, Because I Believe, If You Just Listen To The Things That Agree With You, You're Not Really Seeing Anything Else.

My Mother Put Me On Birth Control As Soon As I Told Her I Wanted To Go On It. I Was 16. I Was Very Young.

I Love It When You Have A Lull In The Day And You Turn On The Tv And A Random Movie Is On That You Either Have Never Seen Or Haven't Seen In Years. Like "coming To America" (1988) Or "misery" (1990) Or "moonstruck" (1987).