Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

Why Does Mcdonald's Have To Count Every Burger That They Sell? What Is Their Ultimate Goal? Do They Want Cows To Surrender Voluntarily?

The Idea Behind The Tuxedo Is The Woman's Point Of View That Men Are All The Same; So We Might As Well Dress Them That Way. That's Why A Wedding Is Like The Joining Together Of A Beautiful, Glowing Bride And Some Guy. The Tuxedo Is A Wedding Safety Device, Created By Women Because They Know That Men Are Undependable. So In Case The Groom Chickens Out, Everybody Just Takes One Step Over, And She Marries The Next Guy.

I Can't Eat Chicken And Look At Strippers At The Same Time.

My Parents Didn't Want To Move To Florida, But They Turned Sixty And That's The Law.

I Always Did Well On The Essay Questions. Just Put Everything You Know On There, Maybe You'll Hit It.