Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.

I Have A Problem With The Strip That Runs Along The Bottom Of The News Programs. Don't These Idiots Who Run The News Programs Know We Don't Want To Read? That's Why We're Watching Tv.

If You Go To A Bad Movie, It's Two Hours. If You're In A Bad Movie, It's Two Years.

You Know, Crankiness Is At The Essence Of All Comedy.

That's Why Breakups Take Two Or Three Times- To Build Up Immunity.

Why Do People Give Each Other Flowers? To Celebrate Various Important Occasions, They’re Killing Living Creatures? Why Restrict It To Plants? 'sweetheart, Let’s Make Up. Have This Deceased Squirrel.