Why Would You Want To Work For

There Is No Such Thing As Fun For The Whole Family.

I Prefer The Old Theaters Because The Audience Is... Trapped.

To Me A Lawyer Is Basically The Person That Knows The Rules Of The Country. We're All Throwing The Dice, Playing The Game, Moving Our Pieces Around The Board, But If There's A Problem, The Lawyer Is The Only Person That Has Actually Read The Inside Of The Top Of The Box.

That's The True Spirit Of Christmas; People Being Helped By People Other Than Me.

Fatherhood Makes You Cute. Women Find Bumbling Fathers Cute And Attractive.