That's Why Breakups Take Two Or Three

Elaine: Ugh, I Hate People. Jerry: Yeah, They're The Worst.

The Greatest Jewish Tradition Is To Laugh. The Cornerstone Of Jewish Survival Has Always Been To Find Humor In Life And In Ourselves.

Any Day You Had Gym Class Was A Weird School Day. It Started Off Normal. You Had English, Social Studies, Geometry, Then Suddenly Your In Lord Of The Flies For 40 Minutes. Your Hanging From A Rope, You Have Hardly Any Clothes On, Teachers Are Yelling At You, Kids Are Throwing Dodge Balls At You And Snapping Towels - You're Trying To Survive. And Then It's Science,language, And History. Now That Is A Weird Day.

Men Don't Care What's On Tv. They Only Care What Else Is On Tv.

There's More To Life Than Making Shallow, Fairly Obvious Observations.