Not Only Was I Not The Best

Never Trust A Baserunner With A Limp. Comes A Base Hit And You'll Think He Just Got Back From Lourdes.

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a Lot Of Singles, But No Action.

Billy Loes Was The Only Player In The Majors Who Could Lose A Ground Ball In The Sun

Not Only Was I Not The Best Catcher In The Major Leagues, I Wasn't Even The Best Catcher On My Street!