There Is No Defense Against The Base

The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a Lot Of Singles, But No Action.

One Thing You Learned As A Cubs Fan: When You Bought You Ticket, You Could Bank On Seeing The Bottom Of The Ninth.

Don't Tell Me You Can Pitch...pitch. Don't Tell Me You Can Sell...sell.

Not Only Was I Not The Best Catcher In The Major Leagues, I Wasn't Even The Best Catcher On My Street!

Never Trust A Baserunner With A Limp. Comes A Base Hit And You'll Think He Just Got Back From Lourdes.