There Is No Defense Against The Base

He's One Of Those Christmas Eve Guys. There Are People Like That... Every Day In Their Lives Is Christmas Eve.

Nolan Ryan Is Pitching Much Better Now That He Has His Curve Ball Straightened Out.

You Really Have To Be Some Kind Of A Creep For A Dog To Reject You.

My First Baseman Is George "catfish" Metkovich From Our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates Team, Which Lost 112 Games. After A Terrible Series Against The New York Giants, In Which Our Center Fielder Made Three Throwing Errors And Let Two Balls Get Through His Legs, Manager Billy Meyer Pleaded, "can Somebody Think Of Something To Help Us Win A Game?" "i'd Like To Make A Suggestion," Metkovich Said. "on Any Ball Hit To Center Field, Let's Just Let It Roll To See If It Might Go Foul."

Don't Tell Me You Can Pitch...pitch. Don't Tell Me You Can Sell...sell.