There Is No Defense Against The Base

It Seems The Baseball Player Of Today Will Not Be Satisfied Until He Plays Two Weeks In The Big League And Is Able To Retire At Twenty-two.

Never Trust A Baserunner With A Limp. Comes A Base Hit And You'll Think He Just Got Back From Lourdes.

I Went Through Baseball As A Player To Be Named Later.

The Wind Always Seems To Blow Against Catchers When They Are Running.

Don't Tell Me You Can Pitch...pitch. Don't Tell Me You Can Sell...sell.