There Is No Defense Against The Base

Nolan Ryan Is Pitching Much Better Now That He Has His Curve Ball Straightened Out.

Baseball Is A Game Of Race, Creed, And Color. The Race Is To First Base. The Creed Is The Rules Of The Game. The Color? Well, The Home Team Wears White Uniforms, And The Visiting Team Wears Gray.

Never Trust A Baserunner With A Limp. Comes A Base Hit And You'll Think He Just Got Back From Lourdes.

Being Traded Is Like Celebrating Your 100th Birthday. It Might Not Be The Happiest Occasion In The World, But Consider The Alternative.

The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a Lot Of Singles, But No Action.