Normal People... Believe That If It Ain't

In Japan, Employees Occasionally Work Themselves To Death. It’s Called Karoshi. I Don’t Want That To Happen To Anybody In My Department. The Trick Is To Take A Break As Soon As You See A Bright Light And Hear Dead Relatives Beckon.

Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons

Failure Is A Resource That Can Be Managed.

The Day You Realize That Your Efforts And Rewards Are Not Related, It Really Frees Up Your Calendar.

Science Is A Good Thing. News Reporters Are Good Things Too. But It's Never A Good Idea To Put Them In The Same Room.