There's Nothing More Dangerous Than A Resourceful

I Discovered What I Call The Bill Gates Effect. That Is, The More Successful You Are, The Uglier You Get.

By Definition, Risk-takers Often Fail. So Do Morons. In Practice It's Difficult To Sort Them Out.

He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head At A Hackey Sack Festival.

Dogbert: So, Since Columbus Is Dead, You Have No Evidence That The Earth Is Round. Dilbert: Look. You Can Ask Senator John Glenn. He Orbited The Earth When He Was An Astronaut. Dogbert: So, Your Theory Depends On The Honesty Of Politicians. Dilbert: Yes... No, Wait.

Am I Getting Smart With You? How Would You Know?