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Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or Failure. I Became A Cartoonist Largely Because I Failed In My Goal Of Becoming A Successful Executive.

Never Base Your Budget Requests On Realistic Assumptions, As This Could Lead To A Decrease In Your Funding.

The Best Things In Life Are Silly.

Caring About The Quality Of Your Work Causes Stress. Stress Can Kill You. Maintain Good Health By Remembering That The Stockholders Are Complete Strangers Who Have Never Done Anything For You.

The Greenest Home Is The One You Don't Build. If You Really Want To Save The Earth, Move In With Another Family And Share A House That's Already Built. Better Yet, Live In The Forest And Eat Whatever The Squirrels Don't Want.