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Boys Will Be Boys, And So Will A Lot Of Middle-aged Men.

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed