Nobuddy Ever Listened T' Reason On A

Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is Only Good To Borrow Money On.

The Only Way To Entertain Some Folks Is To Listen To Them.

Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He Delivers Th' Goods.

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.

Bargain... Anything A Customer Thinks A Store Is Losing Money On.