Nobody Works As Hard For His Money

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.

We Like Little Children, Because They Tear Out As Soon As They Get What They Want.

We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very Many Of Us Have Stayed On The Job.

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.