Nobody Works As Hard For His Money

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

The World Gets Better Every Day - Then Worse Again In The Evening.

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

There Is Plenty Of Peace In Any Home Where The Family Doesn't Make The Mistake Of Trying To Get Together.

If There's Anything Mean In A Feller, A Litter Authority Will Bring It Out.