Nobody Works As Hard For His Money

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep Thinking Will Turn Into A Tune.

The Election Is Not Very Far Off When A Candidate Can Recognize You Across The Street.

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.