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There Is Plenty Of Peace In Any Home Where The Family Doesn't Make The Mistake Of Trying To Get Together.

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.