Nobody Tells Me F-k All!

I Knew It Was Time To Get Off Of Reality Tv When Someone Asked Me If I Sang As Well As Acted.

The Jesus Freaks Were The Worst. While The ‘suicide Solution’ Case Was Going Through The Courts They Followed Me Around Everywhere. They Would Picket My Shows With Signs That Read, ‘the Anti-christ Is Here’. And They’d Always Be Chanting: ‘put Satan Behind You! Put Jesus In Front Of You!’ One Time, I Made My Own Sign – A Smiley Face With The Words ‘have A Nice Day’ – And Went Out And Joined Them. They Didn’t Even Notice. Then, Just As The Gig Was About To Start, I Put Down The Sign, Said, ‘see Ya, Guys,’ And Went Back To My Dressing Room.

Sometimes I'm Scared Of Being Ozzy Osbourne. But It Could Have Been Worse. I Could Have Been Sting.

I Never Thought I Could Write Anything Or Do A Show Sober, Ever. But I Did The Black Sabbath Shows Sober, And It Was So Much Better Fun For Me, And Everybody.

Suicide Is The Only Way Out.