Nobody Tells Me F-k All!

I'll Buy Myself Some Plastic Water, I Should Have Married Lennon's Daughter.

My Mother Was An Amateur Singer, My Father Was An Amateur Drunk.

Most Guys My Age Are Boring Human Beings. They Sit In Bars, Get Drunk, And Then Go Home To Tell Their Kids The Way To Rule Their Lives, While They're Absolutely Stewed Out Of Their Brains.

If I Could Have Just One More Wish, I'd Wipe The Cobwebs From My Eyes.

I'm Not A Big Fan Of Tv. It's An Unavoidable Situation Being Ozzy Osbourne, People Want You To Go On Chat Shows, And I'm Not Good At It. I Don't Feel Comfortable Doing It.