My Son Jack Just Got Out Of

I Used To Smoke Cigarettes, Smoke Dope, Do Smack, Every F - - Thing. First, I Couldn't Function Without It. Then I Couldn't Do Anything With Or Without It. Then I Thought, "this Is The End Of The Line For My Fun Days."

My Son Jack Just Got Out Of Rehab, He's 17 Years Old And He Got Hooked On Oxycontin And I'm Just A Little Pissed Off That He Never Gave Me A Few.

I Am A Raging Alcoholic, But I Don't Want My Kids To Do The Same.

One Thing That Does Confuse Me, Is That There Are More Religions In This World Than Ever, Yet There's Only Sup­posed To Be One God.

I Once Had A Dream About Getting A Marriage, House In The Country, And At The End Of The Day We'd Retire, But I'm Never Going To Retire.