In Baseball, You Don't Know Nothin'.

Texas Has A Lot Of Electrical Votes. [during An Election Campaign, After George Bush Stated That Texas Was Important To The Election]

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.

You Can Observe A Lot By Just Watching.

I Guess I've Got A Smart Wife.

You Can't Make Anybody Do Anything, If They Don't Want To.