No Vice Is So Bad As Advice.

Fate Cast Me To Play The Role Of An Ugly Duckling With No Promise Of Swanning. . . . I Have Played My Life As A Comedy Rather Than The Tragedy Many Would Have Made Of It.

My Instinct Has Always Been To Turn Drawbacks Into Drawing Cards.

I Have Had A Couple Of Marriages, But Like Every Other Woman I Had A Perfect Right To Them.

It Is Not How Old You Are, But How You Are Old.

I Was Born Serious And I Have Earned My Bread Making Other People Laugh.