To Know That One Has Never Really

To Know That One Has Never Really Tried - That Is The Only Death

I'm Too Homely For A Prima Donna And Too Ugly For A Soubrette.

Fate Cast Me To Play The Role Of An Ugly Duckling With No Promise Of Swanning. . . . I Have Played My Life As A Comedy Rather Than The Tragedy Many Would Have Made Of It.

Now I Know That Lawyers Must Live, But I've Never Been Able To Understand Why They Have To Live So Blamed Well!

I Have Had A Couple Of Marriages, But Like Every Other Woman I Had A Perfect Right To Them.