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I Learned As A Young Man That I Don't Write Jokes, But That I Can Deliver More Mundane Material And Get A Laugh. I Call Myself A Humorist.

If You're An Original Thinker, You Are Going Get Told 'no' A Lot, And You Have To Be Able To Hear 'no' Many Times From The Bankers And Trust That At Some Point, Someone Is Going To Recognize That You Are An Artist And Not A Can Of Soda.

Whenever I Have A Stubborn Position On Something, I Take A Deep Breath And Swallow Myself.

"i Don't Ever Want To Try To Be A 'cute Guy.' I Want To Be Charles Laughton, Or Oliver Reed, Or Lon Cheney. That's Way More Fun For Me." And Once I Flipped That Switch, That's Another Thing I've Taken Off My Shoulders, Where I Never Have To Worry About, "do I Look Good?"

Whatever It Is You Like To Do, That's The Sexiest Part Of You.