No One Ever Said Life Was Fair.

If You Want To Know The Feeling [of Labor Pain], Just Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.

I Don't Remember A Time When I Wasn't Waiting For A Scab Either To Grow Or To Fall Off My Knee.

Before You Go To Bed, Write Down Three 'gratefuls' For The Day And Three 'did Wells' (they Can Even Include Something As Simple As Doing The Laundry)-the Results Can Be Amazing!

I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul. It's Just Not My Thing, Though I Love To Listen To Jokes.

If Someone Tells You That You Cannot Do Something And You Believe It, They Are Right.