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If You Want To Know The Feeling [of Labor Pain], Just Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.

But I Didn't Ask To Have Somebody Nose Around In My Private Life. I Didn't Even Ask To Be Famous. All I Asked Was To Be Able To Earn A Living Making People Laugh.

It's Also Selfish Because It Makes You Feel Good When You Help Others. I've Been Helped By Acts Of Kindness From Strangers. That's Why We're Here, After All, To Help Others.

I Don't Remember A Time When I Wasn't Waiting For A Scab Either To Grow Or To Fall Off My Knee.

Only I Can Change My Life. No One Can Do It For Me.